Hey! My name is Haley, 16, Nerdfighter, mulitifandom, my main fandoms being Doctor Who, Sherlock, and Welcome to Night Vale. I love alternative rock, some of my favorites are Foster The People, The Black Keys, and Lorde. I love any thing Disney and Disney World. Ask me anything!
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When I met and shook hands with President Obama on Friday I introduced myself and said, “my name is Spencer Griffin and I work at collegehumor.com.” He said, “okay, so are you funny?” and I said confidently, “yeah, I’m funny.” And he said, “tell me something funny.” And I blanked. He laughed and said, “yeah, that’s what I thought.” I got roasted by the President of the United States.
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. THESE COOKIES ARE THE BEST FUCKING COOKIES TO GRACE THIS GOD FORSAKEN PLANET. THESE FUCKING COOKIES ARE SO GOD DAMN GOOD IF YOU HAVEN’T TASTED THEM YOU NEED TO GO TO THE STORE RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW AND GO BUY A BOX. DON’T EVEN COOK THAT SHIT JUST EAT THE COOKIE DOUGH IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE
No, but they’re actually better if you don’t cook them. They are the food of the Gods.
No no, you don’t understand, moose really do get that big. Take it from a Canadian. I’ve seen that bullshit in person. Scary as all heck.
And that’s how people can die if they hit a moose. Seriously, one of our fears when driving in the country is having to deal with this scenario of a moose jumping out in front of the car.
moose are actual legit ice age megafauna; theyve been here since the ice age, they are old as fuck. they also are pretty terrifying and ive echoed this before but i went to wiki and “In terms of raw numbers, they attack more people than bears and wolves combined” and “In the Americas, moose injure more people than any other wild mammal and, worldwide, only hippopotamuses injure more.”