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thelovelysouls:

i should not be laughing this hard

griseldablondco:

spencerleegriffin:

When I met and shook hands with President Obama on Friday I introduced myself and said, “my name is Spencer Griffin and I work at collegehumor.com.” He said, “okay, so are you funny?” and I said confidently, “yeah, I’m funny.” And he said, “tell me something funny.” And I blanked. He laughed and said, “yeah, that’s what I thought.” I got roasted by the President of the United States.

BOY HE FLAMED YO ASS

griseldablondco:

spencerleegriffin:

When I met and shook hands with President Obama on Friday I introduced myself and said, “my name is Spencer Griffin and I work at collegehumor.com.” He said, “okay, so are you funny?” and I said confidently, “yeah, I’m funny.” And he said, “tell me something funny.” And I blanked. He laughed and said, “yeah, that’s what I thought.” I got roasted by the President of the United States.

BOY HE FLAMED YO ASS

mnemogui:

naturesafterthought:

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. THESE COOKIES ARE THE BEST FUCKING COOKIES TO GRACE THIS GOD FORSAKEN PLANET. THESE FUCKING COOKIES ARE SO GOD DAMN GOOD IF YOU HAVEN’T TASTED THEM YOU NEED TO GO TO THE STORE RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW AND GO BUY A BOX. DON’T EVEN COOK THAT SHIT JUST EAT THE COOKIE DOUGH IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE

No, but they’re actually better if you don’t cook them. They are the food of the Gods.

mnemogui:

naturesafterthought:

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. THESE COOKIES ARE THE BEST FUCKING COOKIES TO GRACE THIS GOD FORSAKEN PLANET. THESE FUCKING COOKIES ARE SO GOD DAMN GOOD IF YOU HAVEN’T TASTED THEM YOU NEED TO GO TO THE STORE RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW AND GO BUY A BOX. DON’T EVEN COOK THAT SHIT JUST EAT THE COOKIE DOUGH IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE

No, but they’re actually better if you don’t cook them. They are the food of the Gods.

mammamoon:

so in my new apartment there’s a random hole in the wall, just big enough for a drake bell shrine

poodlepunk:

this is the best omegle conversation i’ve had so far

poodlepunk:

this is the best omegle conversation i’ve had so far

roseellendix:

my—little—infinity:

The quickest change in expression
Laughing so hard —> oh shit
New favorite video of them
http://youtu.be/v6CR6U-HbZo

suttonfosdork:

when your parents walk in on you beltingimage

the-vashta-nerada:

  • hey bro
  • bro
  • broski
  • brosicle
  • broseidon, god of the brocean
  • brotato chip
  • brotein shake
  • brosef stalin
  • barack brobama
  • teddy brosevelt
  • don quibrote
  • adrien brody
  • gallilebro gallilei
  • napoleon bronaparte
  • brobo cop
  • leonardo dicapribro
  • broseph mengele 
  • bro nye the science guy
  • selena bromez
  • broey deschanel 
  • bro dimaggio
  • wolfgang amadaeus brozart
  • brohemian rhapsody
  • osama bro laden
  • mighty bro young
  • brodo the hobbit bro
  • broprah winfrey 
  • broby dick
  • abroham lincoln
  • what’s up
ledamemangociana:

believebeluga:

cetaceandreams:

Levitate

Wingardium leviorca

you diDN’T

ledamemangociana:

believebeluga:

cetaceandreams:

Levitate

Wingardium leviorca

you diDN’T

reptila-tequila:

qeilla:

thefreckledavantgardegoober:

mysticmisfit89:

Meanwhile, in prehistoric Canada…..

No no, you don’t understand, moose really do get that big. Take it from a Canadian. I’ve seen that bullshit in person. Scary as all heck.

And that’s how people can die if they hit a moose. Seriously, one of our fears when driving in the country is having to deal with this scenario of a moose jumping out in front of the car.

moose are actual legit ice age megafauna; theyve been here since the ice age, they are old as fuck. they also are pretty terrifying and ive echoed this before but i went to wiki and “In terms of raw numbers, they attack more people than bears and wolves combined” and “ In the Americas, moose injure more people than any other wild mammal and, worldwide, only hippopotamuses injure more.”

like, fuck off with that

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”